⚡⚡⚡ FREE ENERGY IS REAL ⚡⚡⚡ the lawnmower has run since 1996 ⚡⚡⚡ the wheel has not stopped since 1987 ⚡⚡⚡ do NOT open a battery ⚡⚡⚡ patent PENDING (still) ⚡⚡⚡ tell a friend, on PAPER ⚡⚡⚡
⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION — MORE DEVICES COMING (the toaster is nearly there) ⚠
A row of homemade batteries: jam jars and copper pipe and zinc, wired in series on a workbench, one with a little bulb glowing dimly beside it.
a tray of MK II cells. the bulb has been lit since I took this photo. the photo is from 1998.

THEY NEVER RUN DOWN.

An ordinary battery holds a little energy and then it is empty and you throw it in the bin and buy another, which is EXACTLY how they like it. My FREE ENERGY BATTERIES do not hold energy. They draw it — quietly, constantly, from the field that is everywhere — so they are never empty, because they were never full, because they are not a bucket, they are a STRAW.

  • ⚡ one has been in my torch since 1991. still bright. I leave it on the landing for the grandchildren.
  • ⚡ one runs the lawnmower. forever.
  • ⚡ one runs the clock in the kitchen, which is now four minutes fast and has been gaining four minutes a year, and I cannot explain that, and I have stopped trying.
⚠ DO NOT OPEN A CELL. I mean this. Open one and it forgets what it is. It goes flat in about a minute and it does not come back, and the air in the room goes thin and sweetish for a day. I have opened TWO. Learn from me. Do not open a cell.
"Built Cyril's batteries per his instructions, husband says he hasn't paid for a battery in years." — moonlit_carol_72, guestbook