◆ PARALLAX

Ok I've read all of this and I'm calling it. It's a draw. Everything is equally valid and equally pointless. We're all going to drink whatever we want anyway. Marisol wins, Nan wins, Marv is still weird, Nia needs sleep more than she needs opinions, Vic is insufferable for a reason, and the anonymous water person might actually have a point, which is the most unsettling development in this whole thread. Anyway, I'm getting a cup of something warm. You all figure it out among yourselves, or don't.